On paper, it sounded like a terrible idea — a feature-length version of a TV series whose ratings were so low it was cancelled after six episodes. Although Leslie Nielsen died in , reboot rumors have popped up from time to time. Can any new installments possibly live up to the legacy of their predecessors?
Frank: It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside. Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. Mayor: Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that's my policy. Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy.
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Look at that. The missing evidence in the Kelner case. My God! He was innocent! Mayor : Drebin, I don't want any more trouble like you had last year on the southside. That's my policy. Frank : Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of people, I shoot the bastards. You killed 5 actors!
Mainheimer: It's a terrible thing that's happened here, Lieutenant. I do hope you will find the people responsible. Frank Drebin: I'm sorry I can't be more optimistic, Doctor, but we've got a long road ahead of us. It's like having sex. It's a painstaking and arduous task that seems to go on and on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens. Frank Drebin: Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night? Jane Spencer: Yeah, you know, a white guy.