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Second, in my experience mormons have been some of the kindest people I've ever had the privilege to know, and they have not lived up to the cult image you describe. I love him so much, but it's torture spending so much time without him.
But if your faith is a key part of your life, this is huge. I just don't want to jump to conclusions and am trying to prepare myself for a new normal.